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dutchster:

how to get laid
1. find a couch
2. lay on it
3. i’m so lonely

jac5ob:

mrtwentington:

well that’s… that’s his penis you can see there

jac5ob:

mrtwentington:

well that’s… that’s his penis you can see there

(Source: freeballks)

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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mercurykiss:

gentlemanbones:

camerapits:

themiracleofmusic:

oh.

Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos.
Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the digital age as much, ‘eh?

You know what’s great about Minecraft?
You don’t get lacerations from stepping on it.

You know what’s great about legos?Your shit doesn’t get blown up because a green penis snuck up on you.

mercurykiss:

gentlemanbones:

camerapits:

themiracleofmusic:

oh.

Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos.

Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the digital age as much, ‘eh?

You know what’s great about Minecraft?

You don’t get lacerations from stepping on it.

You know what’s great about legos?

Your shit doesn’t get blown up because a green penis snuck up on you.

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

  • me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
  • friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
  • me: what the fuck i dont have time for this
Anonymous asked: Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?

bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special

Anonymous asked: would you fuck with me?

billfuckingcompton:

I will always love my brooding vampire.